Tap the board to throwaim for the bullseye (good luck)
0Miss Points
–Closest miss
0Near-miss streak
0Darts thrown
Closer misses score more. A near miss (within 10px of the bull) doubles your points and builds your streak. Your hand gets shakier the longer the streak runs.
The Fumble Board
What did you miss? What did you fumble? Put it on the record. Healing starts here.
Hall of Fumbles
Certified misses
Screenshot, post, repeat. Tag it $MISSED.
Me in 2022:"I saw $NEAR at $2."
Me today:"I saw $NEAR at $2."
Same sentence. Very different energy.
If you missed $NEAR, $NEARLY and $RICH, then you $MISSED.
Nearly Missed
@nearlymissed
bro I was THIS close 🤏 to buying $NEAR at $2. then I bought a sandwich.
the sandwich was fine · 2 likes
Grandson:"Grandpa, what's that screenshot?"
Grandpa:"That's $NEAR at $2, son. I saw it. I just saw it."
My portfolio: 3% coins. 97% screenshots of coins I nearly bought.
$NEAR:missed it
$NEARLY:missed it
$RICH:missed it
$MISSED:finally, a coin I qualify for
"I'll buy at $1.90." — last words before $NEAR left the station.
Expectation
Reality
Every trade I have ever taken.
Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and $MISSED.
The chart knew. The chart always knows.
Nobody:
Me at 3am:"If I had bought at launch I'd have a Lambo. Instead I have a lesson."
Nearly Missed
@nearlymissed
gm to everyone who sold one candle before the pump. you are why we are here.
4:20 AM · 69 retweets · 1 like (it was the dev)
$MISSED holder starter pack
⏰Alarm set one minute after launch
🎯Aim: bullseye. Result: next ring.
📉Bought the top. Nearly.
🪙"I'll get in on the dip"
😬Gritted-teeth face, permanently
🍀Lucky socks (did not help)
POV: you set your limit order 1 cent too low and watched it bounce off.
"Aim for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." The stars:
Me: "I'm early this time."
The chart: 📈📈📈📈📈📈 🫵
Wife:"How much did we make?"
Me:"Technically we nearly made a lot."
My trading results, audited.
Bullseye: 🎯 Me: 🎯 ↖️ 2px
How to not miss $MISSED
1
Get a NEAR wallet
Set up a NEAR wallet and fund it with some NEAR.
2
Open Nearly
Go to nearly.trade, connect your wallet and search for $MISSED, or paste the contract address: missed.nearlytrade.near
3
Swap for $MISSED
Buy it. $MISSED trades on Rhea too. This is the one time you don't want to miss.
